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Why Is This Crocodile Smiling? |
"Croc Hunter" Steve Irwin Killed Unironically Fans expressed shock at the death of popular Discovery Channel Program host and Wildlife Conservationist Steve Irwin after being attacked by a stingray during a documentary shoot on the Great Barrier Reef. Most expressed shock that the wild animal teasing that was the center of Mr. Irwin's show didn't kill him sooner. When asked, Boppi a 16 year old Australian Alligator at the Wildlife Safari Park said "This guy has been teasing us for years. I say he got what he had coming to him." Another gator, who asked we not identify him by name added "You think I never tried to bite that guys leg? He was just really quick. I mean, I weigh like 1100 pounds and I got these little arms. I wish I had a gotten shot at him in the water. When I told Trudy what happened he laughed so hard he blew a chicken bone out of his nose. Now that's funny". |