The final rounds of this week's Trophy Wife Search brought Dave to the Great North Woods of Wisconsin. He had an opportunity to meet and greet many strong candidates, none as strong as college Junior Tiffany Theisen of Chippewa Falls Wisconsin.
"She had many of the qualities I am looking for in a Trophy Wife". Dave said "You know this is not strictly a beauty contest, I am in a sense looking for the woman who will become the step-mother of my daughter here".
The current Mrs. O'Brien's only comment to this largely insulting affair was "Yeah good luck, if he can catch one of them he can have them".