President Trump Confused by Lack of Tweets
  Many have criticized President Trump for his incessant Tweeting, both for the number and the caustic nature of many of those Tweets.
     In an unprecedented move on Tuesday, that many said would not even be possible, every Twitter User quit the social media platform leaving The 45th President of the United States as the sole Twitter user remaining.
     When asked about this stunning event, President Trump to the White House Press Corps "Not surprising that a loser platform like Twitter cant hold on to its users."
     The Press then asked if he would be leaving Twitter the President responded "I haven't used Twitter in months - it's really just a low energy platform..." The follow-up questions about Tweets he had made just this morning were left unanswered.