Local Resident Bored During Religious Services
     Oak Grove resident and sire to many, many children Brian Smith, 43, was seen in a state of restless boredom during a recent Sunday Mass at St. Patrick's Catholic Church. Despite the fact, his wife was providing accompaniment on the piano for the service, and had been up very late canning salsa, and readied the children for church, Mr. Smith was still unable to even draw upon what little manners the Good Lord bestowed upon him to muster up even a look a ambivalence.
     When asked how he felt about his best friends boorishness and lack of manners, publisher of this site Dave O'Brien said from home while watching ESPN NFL GameDay in his underwear "It's really a disappointment".


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