Headless Tom Brady Named Superbowl Starter
     A press conference today revealed good news and bad news for the New England Patriots. Head coach Bill Belichick announced that Quarterback Tom Brady's ankle was healing fine, and he no longer needed to wear a boot to help mend his injured ankle. The bad news is that Tom's head was "knocked clean off" during a practice session Tuesday.
     "Despite some obvious problems we will need to work out", Belichick admitted, "We think Tom's body has what it takes to go all the way".
     With this announcement, Las Vegas odds makers lowered the Patriots to a 3 1/2 point favorite over the New York Giants.

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