Area Holy Man Reportedly
'Like, A Total
I was at a get together with some people I used
to work with at a hotel bar, and who comes in but the Dahlia
Lama. The flowing robes, the majesty...striking.
So I keep buying him Tom Collins all night and I am
thinking he is going to impart some spirituality on me
or say something profound, but at the end of the night
he makes like he is getting ready to leave. I am
looking at a $230 bar tab and he thinks he is going to
just walk away?
So I say " Hey Dahli...how about...you know...a little
something for the effort. He turns to me and says
"Gung...Gunga-la-gunga" which means that upon my death
bed I will receive total consciousness. So I got
that going for me. Which is nice.
Plus he gave me a buy one get one coupon for Chipotle.