Local Company To Provide Complimentary Flu Symptoms
     Trying to get an early jump on the cold and flu season, local business, and full time employer of Dave O'Brien, is offering, at no charge, complimentary flu like symptoms.
     "With the inevitable cold and flu season still months away, we wanted to give our employees all the opportunity to feel those flu symptoms right in the middle of summer!  You know, a low grade fever with body aches and chills isn't just for the winter months." a Human Resources representative said. 
     "For those who do not wish to participate in receiving the flu shot, we would encourage them to reduce their hand-washing and touch as many doorknobs as possible. 

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