Company Golf Outing a "Smash" Hit

     After making the turn at the 2011 Diversified Dynamics Golf Tournament, Dave O'Brien held a 7 stroke lead sitting at -3 under par.  2nd place holder Scott Bruggeman decided to make his move to secure first place shortly there after.

     Mr. Bruggeman plied Mr. O'Brien with 3 Jag-bombs, several shots of Hot-Damn, 2 Purple Hooters, a vodka gimlet and no fewer than 11 Bud Light Tall Boys causing a slide from the lead at 3 under to a distant last place +27 over par, some 30 shots off the lead, causing him to fail to finish the round, disqualifying him.

     In addition to his last place showing, his 2011 Refuge Season Membership was revoked.  One of the staff was quoted "How he filled that ball washer with vomit, I will never know."

 

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