Area Dog Catches Entire 9 Inning Wiffle Ball Game.
     Despite having no opposable thumbs and an extremely short attentions span, area dog Greta O'Brien filled in as catcher for an entire 9 innings of a front lawn wiffle ball game last Saturday.
     "Yeah you know, I felt pretty good back there.  At first it was a little awkward, but I fell into a rhythm.  Plus I got to smell a few butts in between pitches."
     Owner Dave O'Brien commented "She called a pretty good game.  Plus, I have never seen a catcher who can run from home to 2nd to tag out a base runner trying to steal 2nd base". 
     Despite having caught 9 innings without an error, she did go 0-7 at the plate.