An Open Letter To My Hair
Hi Hair. It's me Dave.
Just wondering what the deal is here. You're
really putting me in a awkward place. Are you
going to stick around or going to fall out? I
think it is unfair to leave me in limbo like this.
I have been cutting you short for so many years now with
the understanding that you were leaving. But now I
have grown you out to see where we stand. You used
to crush the cowlicks and weird hills and valleys under
your massive weight. Now there is this thinning
layer like a cattail marsh in the winter, with spots you
can see right through.
Now c'mon here, I think you owe me the courtesy of an answer.