Area Man Injured by Plasma Cannon Shooting
So I am out last weekend with some friends at a local bar, minding my own business, when who comes through the door? Master Chief, yes the Master Chief and a bunch of his grunts. I love Halo3 so I go over to buy him a drink and get a picture. He orders a Bacardi and Diet Coke, and I get a picture with him when all of a sudden he whips out a big gun and starts shooting this blue shit at these guys playing darts.
Everybody starts screaming and running and there are tables on fire and I think he killed one of the dart guys. He mumbled something about he thought they were Covenant. I am no doctor, but I think that guy has some serious PTSD issues.

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