Cities Begin to Remove "Hippy-stink" from Public Areas

    
As spring arrives, it's more than just the smell of daffodils and petunias downtown visitors are smelling.  It has been described as smelling like an old gym sock, dipped in patchouli oil that got left in the back of your locker over Easter break.
     City employees armed with powerwashers have been attempting to clean the public areas where the Occupy movement had setup last year.  The 99% apparently left areas of downtown smelling 100% like dirt that has been f#@%ed by a hobo.  God speed powerwashers...God speed.