Local man Brian Smith (pictured left) and his lovely wife are expecting. You might think they would give it a rest after giving birth to twin boys August 2006, but no. With six children under the age of 9, why stop now? As the great Groucho Marx once said "I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while."
When mutual acquaintance James Gorney was informed of the Smith's impending addition he exclaimed, and I quote "What? You have got to be shitting me. Jesus Christ! Doesn't he know about Global Warming and shit?"
The staff of daveobrien.com extends it's best wishes to the expecting couple in their quest to have more children than the Waltons and Bradfords combined.
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