Local Resident Succumbs to Induced Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia
James Gorney, 54 of Minneapolis died Thursday after a series of intense ice cream headaches brought on by repeated exposure to "Wendy'sŪ Root Beer Floats" while at the Phoenix International Airport.
One witness said "I saw him eat at least six of them. He just kept eating them and putting the palm of his hand against his forehead sighing "...ahhhhhhhh" and then take another bite. Finally he just slumped forward and hit the floor."
Family members, though saddened by this sudden loss, were not all together surprised.


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