Wife Diagnosed with Breast Cancer. Not Funny.
ESPN.com has reported
through an Associated Press release that Phil Mickelson will be
suspending his play in PGA events due to his wife Amy's diagnosis of
breast cancer. The AP then got Tiger Woods to give his opinion on the
"Elin and I are deeply saddened to hear the news about
Amy," Woods said. "Our thoughts and prayers are with her, Phil, the
children and the entire Mickelson family."
In a totally unrelated story it has been reported that
Arch Criminal 'The Joker' has been diagnosed with testicular cancer.
Batman was not immediately available for comment.