Mickleson's Wife Diagnosed with Breast Cancer.  Not Funny.
      ESPN.com has reported through an Associated Press release that Phil Mickelson will be suspending his play in PGA events due to his wife Amy's diagnosis of breast cancer. The AP then got Tiger Woods to give his opinion on the matter.
     "Elin and I are deeply saddened to hear the news about Amy," Woods said. "Our thoughts and prayers are with her, Phil, the children and the entire Mickelson family."
     In a totally unrelated story it has been reported that Arch Criminal 'The Joker' has been diagnosed with testicular cancer. Batman was not immediately available for comment.

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