Popular Restaurateur Arrested at Animal Rights Rally
      American Icon Ronald McDonald found himself in the news again this weekend after attempting to disrupt a rally organized by PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Witnesses say that McDonald ran on stage, grabbing the microphone and began shouting at the crowd. "He said something about 'how many of you are wearing leather shoes you hypocrites'.
     It is alleged that McDonald then began to urinate on the large PETA sign before being grabbed and wrestled off stage by security personnel. He was latter taken into custody by Baltimore police, last seen in the back of a police cruiser kicking at the window with his giant red shoes.
     "Dude's got issues" said security office Mark Visell shrugging.
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