Local Company to Modify Its Benefits Package
Recent economic events have caused many companies to look at
restructuring of their employee benefits package as a cost savings
One local company, Cat Pumps - "The Pump With Nine Lives" has
replaced their traditional 401K employee retirement savings plan with a
once a year all you can eat seafood and cocktail bar.
Employees quickly warmed to the change. "I wasn't sure what to
think at first, but after I saw the spread, I was all for it. Sure, it
may mean working as a greeter at Wal-Mart when I'm 70, but did you see
the size of those shrimp? They were like your fist!"
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