Local Company to Modify Its Benefits Package
     Recent economic events have caused many companies to look at restructuring of their employee benefits package as a cost savings measure. 
     One local company, Cat Pumps - "The Pump With Nine Lives" has replaced their traditional 401K employee retirement savings plan with a once a year all you can eat seafood and cocktail bar.
     Employees quickly warmed to the change.  "I wasn't sure what to think at first, but after I saw the spread, I was all for it.  Sure, it may mean working as a greeter at Wal-Mart when I'm 70, but did you see the size of those shrimp?  They were like your fist!"

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