National Monument Vandalized
     After undergoing a total of 425 million dollars of restoration over the past 20 years, the Statue of Liberty was dealt a devastating blow this weekend.  National Parks Service employees arrived on Liberty Island Monday morning to open the park for some of the nearly 100,000 annual visitors, when they were horrified to see the statues usual green exterior pitted and blackened.  "it was sort of leaning over a bit too" Mark Scofield, Parks Service employee said.  "There is some real damage done here.  You maniacs!" Scofield repeated, shaking his fist towards the sky.
     Official investigators are asking for the public's help in coming forward with any information regarding the incident.  At the center of the investigation is what officials are referring to as a group "damn dirty apes".
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