Commonly Asked Questions
I thought it would be fun to answer some of the questions that I am most frequently asked via email.

• "Мастерство управления" - Sorry, I have no idea what that means and while I do find you attractive, I am a married man.

• No, I do not wish to "add inches".
• I am sure you do have the best prices on the Internet for name brand pharmaceuticals, but I am just not in the market, thank you.
• The Pedi-Paws does sound like a great product and I am sure that my dog wont mind having this buzzing sander grind her nails, but I am going to stick to the old fashioned clipper.
• Your patch sounds like a great device to "avoid pills and very painful szrgery", but again, I'm all good in the bedroom department.
• It is generous of you to offer the winner of Monday Night Football next week, and while it may be a "lock", I don't really gamble on the NFL any more.
• No, wholesale Lavitra, not interested.  Everything still works.
• No, I don't want to chat with hot women in my own town, even if they are waiting for me to click here.
• Making +30K per week on eBay does sound like a great career, but I am quite happy and I am going to stick with my current employer.
• 2.7% of children are injured at birth, that is shocking, but I think everything is good with my legal representation.
• Thanks for sending me the movie of Angelina Jolie, but I never open attachments from people I do not know.
• Jesus, for the last time all of you, my wiener is fine.