Do You Want To Know How I Know....

Many loyal readers knew legendary tail-hound, all-around-smart-ass, and my BFF Randy Knight.  Randy has been gone for a year and half now, and I still feel the loss most every day.  But every once in awhile, I run across something that I know we would laugh at, and that makes me smile.

While searching for an unrelated email, I ran across an email chain that went back and forth between us back when I started the "Want To Know How I Know Dave Is Gay?" feature.  I had run out of ideas, so I sent an email to Randy asking for some suggestions.  Here is a portion of the email coversation:

DO:  Why don’t you come up with a Wanna Know How I Know Dave’s Gay?

RK:  Do you wanna know why Dave's Gay?  He wants us to send him reasons why he's gay.

DO:  C'mon. Do one for real.  Wanna know how I know you’re gay?  You have Christina Aguilera ‘Genie in a Bottle’ as your ringtone.

RK:  Wanna know how I know you're gay?  You trim you're curlys at the beginning of bikini season.

DO:  Really?  Well, do you wanna know how I know you’re gay?  You have a “Linens ‘n Things” charge card.

RK:  Wanna know how I know you're gay?  You TIVO "Project Runway".

DO:  Oh OK, Wanna know how I know you're gay?  You have a picture of Justin Timberlake in your underwear drawer.

RK:  Wanna know how I know you're gay?  You cruise the web figuring out different ways to be gay and you own a melon baller.

DO:  OK Thanks.  I think I have enough to get started.   And you listen to Yanni: The Sounds of Love when you take a bubble bath.

Still making me laugh Brother.


DOB 3/10/10

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