Chappell Ends Exile at Party for
Area Man

Minneapolis, MN

Putting an end to his self imposed exile, Comedian Dave Chappell made his first public appearance since his highly publicized departure from the public arena last year. Chappell's disappearance halted production on the third season of his wildly popular Comedy Central series "Chappell's Show".  Chappell was spotted at a local gentlemen's club in downtown Minneapolis where he was celebrating the birthday of friend, and local Internet Entrepreneur Dave O'Brien.   His group arrived shortly after 11pm from a day of golf and dining. 

     I'm just here to hang out with some friends and I ain't got shit to say to the rest of you" Chappell told a crowd of media when asked if he had made any plans to return to work on his series.  While Chappell remained tight lipped regarding his future, guest of honor and the group's self appointed spokesman, wearing a badge reading "Federal Pooty Inspector General", had several statements to make such as "This man is like my guns and biscuits to me!", "That son of a bitch bet me I wont take off all my clothes off!" and "Rahhhhrrrrr!"

Chappell unsuccessfully attempted to dissuade further questions by saying "Man, this dude has had like 13 Salty Dogs, don't ask him nothing no more."  

 
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