"Wolfman Jack" Sighted at Local Sporting Event

Minneapolis, Minnesota

 

     Disk Jockey and Rock & Roll Pioneer Bob Smith, better know by his on air persona Wolfman Jack had reportedly died in his Los Angeles home of a heart attack in 1995.  Despite this fact, multiple witnesses say they saw the Wolfman at a Minnesota Twins home game against the Tampa Bay Devil Rays on Tuesday, July 8th.

     "It was kinda creepy."  reported an eyewitness.  "I looked over and there he was, so I turned to my cousin and said 'I though Wolfman Jack died or something'.  My cousin says 'yeah he did, like ten years ago'.  So I start taking pictures".

      While the authenticity of the pictures could not be verified, most agree it is a striking resemblance.  Another fan who was in attendance for the Twins 8-2 victory said despite the spot on likeness, it was not Wolfman Jack.  "No, my brother always looks like that after a half a dozen beers".

 

You be the judge.

 
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